October 2011
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C: "If you we're a seal, you'd be the little shrimpy little one on the rock."
Z: "Oh yeah? Well you'd be the one jumping around and making all the noise."
Well played...
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Average Morning of an SLP
This morning, a precious little boys climbed into my lap. 10 minutes later, he headbutted me in the gut.
Such is life.
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When shopping then you see someone hot →
wowfunniestposts:
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Featured on Wow Funniest Posts
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Not so romantiq
Z: I know you're not affectionate.
C: What on earth gave you that impression?!
Z: I texted you 'I'm in a cuddly mood' and you replied with 'Good for you."
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Spinster-talk.
Justin: If I was single, I'd date you!
Me: Aw, thanks! Hey, I have an idea...
Justin: Oh no.
Me: Listen. If I'm not married at 42 and you're single at 40, we can be each other's backups!
Justin: ...
Only a true friend would reject such a beautifully crafted hypothetical proposal.
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Under Construction until April 4, 2012.
I am giving up dating for the next 6 months.
“Wait, YOU?” “The one who’s constantly with someone?” “The girl who’s jumped from guy-to-guy for the past 3 years?”
Yeah, I’m that girl. And you heard me right.. I’m going to spend time growing in my relationship with my main man… yes, that’s God.
It’s time to be broken...
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September 2011
20 posts
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Question:
Why do all my friends think I need to date?!
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No elbows or no knees?
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Me: Of course. Nothing could ever be your fault.
Eric: Correct. How can someone be at fault when they have no elbows that's craziness.
Me: True. Better than having no knees though...
Eric: It would be hard to make a case on that no elbows and u can't eat now that's a big deal
Eric: No knees and u just walk down stairs all weird but at least u can eat
Me: What if there's an emergency and you need to run away you're kneeless? You can find a way to eat without elbows.
Eric: You can walk on ur elbows. I've seen it
Intellectual text conversations are preventing me from focusing on academics. Typical.
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Chance encounter with a complete winner.
Random Stranger in Elevator: You're beautiful.
C: Thanks, that's very sweet.
RSIE: You go to school here?
C: Yep.
RSIE: Cool. I'm on parole.
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August 2011
12 posts
“I look like frickin’ Marilyn Monroe!!!”
– My uber conservative, middle aged, extremely awesome roommate after a trip to a NEW hairstylist.
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