October 2011
21 posts
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Oct 31st
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Oct 29th
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C: "If you we're a seal, you'd be the little shrimpy little one on the rock."
Z: "Oh yeah? Well you'd be the one jumping around and making all the noise."
Well played...
Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 23rd
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Average Morning of an SLP
This morning, a precious little boys climbed into my lap. 10 minutes later, he headbutted me in the gut. Such is life.
Oct 19th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 12th
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When shopping then you see someone hot →
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Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 12th
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Not so romantiq
Z: I know you're not affectionate.
C: What on earth gave you that impression?!
Z: I texted you 'I'm in a cuddly mood' and you replied with 'Good for you."
Oct 11th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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Spinster-talk.
Justin: If I was single, I'd date you!
Me: Aw, thanks! Hey, I have an idea...
Justin: Oh no.
Me: Listen. If I'm not married at 42 and you're single at 40, we can be each other's backups!
Justin: ...
Only a true friend would reject such a beautifully crafted hypothetical proposal.
Oct 6th
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Oct 5th
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Under Construction until April 4, 2012.
I am giving up dating for the next 6 months. “Wait, YOU?” “The one who’s constantly with someone?” “The girl who’s jumped from guy-to-guy for the past 3 years?” Yeah, I’m that girl. And you heard me right.. I’m going to spend time growing in my relationship with my main man… yes, that’s God. It’s time to be broken...
Oct 4th
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Oct 2nd
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