| Justin: | If I was single, I'd date you! |
|---|---|
| Me: | Aw, thanks! Hey, I have an idea... |
| Justin: | Oh no. |
| Me: | Listen. If I'm not married at 42 and you're single at 40, we can be each other's backups! |
| Justin: | ... |
| Only a true friend would reject such a beautifully crafted hypothetical proposal. |
